Shlingus

Penile shaft and head. Otherwise referred to as shlong or shmeckle.

The baseball smacked him right in the shlingus!

by Sam Mogel January 18, 2008

gay day shlongs

A gay bar that has jizz filled summer sausages that is yummy for my tummy and it filles it quickly

Brandon Loves hot dogs with jizz from gay day shlongs

by Gay Day Shlongs December 20, 2016

shlongsicle

cock ice cream or lollie pop

you always suck shlongsicle

by Desron September 18, 2006

Shlangus

Can literally be used in any context, with any definition you so please. The beauty is the person you’re talking to will know exactly what you mean

Bye professor, have a good shlangus!

I fucked the shlangus outta ur mum on Easter Sunday.

Broooo I was so drunk last night, I can’t believe I lost my shlangus.

You need to have a shlangus pre-game before going to fins on Thursday.

by Coconutdaddy February 14, 2020

SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS

BIG GRIZZLY DONG BEAR THAT ATE YOU'RE NANNA

OH WOAH, NICE SCHLONGUS MAXIMUS

by TurdSuckerStruan December 14, 2020

Longus Schlongus

Very big German dick

CorvusAlbus: I got a Longus Schlongus
Chilli-Chan: no you don't your schlong as long as my pinky when it's hard
CorvusAlbus: sadge

by Olograme June 4, 2021

shlongs

short pants featuring extra long legs

Those gangster rappers really enjoy their shlongs

by damanian August 5, 2008