shnoinker

A unit of measurement equivalent to 3 inches.

My mate is packing a whole shnoinker under that belt.

by Walrus_King1423 December 12, 2022

Shlonker

A very long cock
Aka Mandingos twin

I can't wait to get home and give her this shlonker.

by King definition April 21, 2015

Shiddly Shonkers

If something is so fucking mind blowing that you genuinely feel like your organs are going to combust.

Jim: Goddamn look at her ass

Craig: Shiddly Shonkers

by Definer69er February 15, 2020

shlonkered

When you are completely stoned or drunk to a point you believe you are in a dream state.

"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up."
"You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!"

by Trollmonkey September 17, 2014

shwinkers

A group of badass friends from hazelwood

Do you know that guy over there?
HELL YEAH, he’s one of the shwinkers

by Fuentata October 15, 2018

Shlonker

A male with a penis long enough to be able to hit the end of the average vagina. A shlonk is an onemonapia for the sound produced when this occurs.

My husband is a shlonker, we always have great sex.

by PieMan3259 May 30, 2018

splonkers

SPLONG•KURZ

noun

1.
a lifestyle consisting of superior enlightenment, or a higher state of consciousness

2.
miscellaneous supplies

adjective

1.
incapacitated

noun

1.
"They don't understand. They all ignorant and jealous of Splonkers."

2.
"I got Splonkers."

adjective

1.
"I got so Splonkers."

by Pakkedahps July 31, 2017