An occupation where an individual goes around making sure customer service is good, and spectacular.
If the customer service is not to their expectations, they will act like a complete and utter douche bag. To the point where you wouldn't want to serve them anyways.
If the customer service is not to their expectations, they will act like a complete and utter douche bag. To the point where you wouldn't want to serve them anyways.
/b/'s job is to be a secret shopper.
You don't want to displease a secret shopper, for they are complete assholes if you do not give them over the counter head service.
You don't want to displease a secret shopper, for they are complete assholes if you do not give them over the counter head service.
by Gin_Tama July 11, 2009
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Mad at me, I think I know why
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In the jewelry store lookin' at shit you can't buy
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In the dealership tryna get a test drive
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Mad as fuck when you see me ride by
Mad at me, I think I know why
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In the jewelry store lookin' at shit you can't buy
Nigga youse a window shopper
In the dealership tryna get a test drive
Nigga youse a window shopper
Mad as fuck when you see me ride by
by oldschool rosendahl December 25, 2005
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Deployment Shoppers are guardsmen who ask states scheduled to send soldiers into combat to take them, too.
If a guardsman from Virginia is serving in the National Guard, and is not scheduled to get deployed for six years, they can ask, or beg, another state to take them on tour.
It allows for them to do their service young and early.
It also allows for soldiers to make more money than they would by staying at home.
If a guardsman from Virginia is serving in the National Guard, and is not scheduled to get deployed for six years, they can ask, or beg, another state to take them on tour.
It allows for them to do their service young and early.
It also allows for soldiers to make more money than they would by staying at home.
Daryle wanted to serve early, so he offered his services to NJ, and their outfit took him. He was a deployment shopper.
by g-diggity June 21, 2008
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My friend has Expensive Shopper Syndrome. I showed her ten different shirts and she chose the $200 one without even looking!
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Get the slipper shoppers mug.A type of blowjob(found largely in porn) where the giver is constantly choking, drooling and sucking loudly. The sound of it closely resembles a trip to the dentist with the suction wand.
Holy crap, Stacey was giving me such a slopper the other night I thought she was going to inhale the whole damn thing!
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