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Insult for a person who shows a lack of concern for problems.

People who consider themselves 'mature' have often discarded solutions to problems to make way for their mental comfort. Mature people are therefore shlocks. The antonym for shlock is thinker. A thinker is a far higher level of being than a lowly (albeit rich and influential) shlock. Thinkers care about intelligence and compassion whereas shlocks do not. Thinkers are advised to isolate themselves away from shlocks for the welfare of future generations, no matter how few their numbers and how lonely the isolation. Turning to the comfort of maturity is weak failure when perfection is nowhere near half way reached.
He doesn't care about the desperate at all, that fucking shlock!
shlock by paulnicholson August 10, 2008
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Someone who talks with food in their mouth
John is such a shlock”
Shlock by 5mucks December 4, 2019
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Shlock ~ shemale cock.
"Holy shit she's got a cock!"
"No bro, it's called shlock and it's colossal"
Shlock by Hemuli November 4, 2021
When a person who is usually lucid is confused.
Remember Sherlock's Shlock phase in The Hounds of Baskerville episode?
Shlock by whoopdiscoop January 30, 2022
shlong + cock = shlock
He didn't just have a dick, he had a motherfuckin' shlock.
shlock by hugefreakingshlock November 30, 2025

shockcocknot 

When an unusually large , almost shocking uncircumcised dick has a knot of gnarly skin that dangles from the tip, almost like a second smaller dick.
You could hear Tony’s shockcocknot slap against his thigh as he walked back to his locker.
shockcocknot by Davedale August 25, 2019

modified ray-ray shocker 

The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.
So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.