shlock

A small piece of material (similar to a sock) that covers a mans junk.

person 1: Hey John its cold in here you got a jacket?

person 2: No, but I got a shlock you can borrow.

person 1: Whats a shlock??
person 2: Its my cock cover. Fits like a sock.

by totalstud December 29, 2009

SHLOCK

Acronym; spat/sprayed hot liquid over computer keyboard.
See also SHLOMM; SHMUCK

That was so funny I shlock - ed.

by ketanga February 20, 2007

shlock

Insult for a person who shows a lack of concern for problems.

People who consider themselves 'mature' have often discarded solutions to problems to make way for their mental comfort. Mature people are therefore shlocks. The antonym for shlock is thinker. A thinker is a far higher level of being than a lowly (albeit rich and influential) shlock. Thinkers care about intelligence and compassion whereas shlocks do not. Thinkers are advised to isolate themselves away from shlocks for the welfare of future generations, no matter how few their numbers and how lonely the isolation. Turning to the comfort of maturity is weak failure when perfection is nowhere near half way reached.

He doesn't care about the desperate at all, that fucking shlock!

by paulnicholson August 10, 2008

shlocked

the act of slapping someone in the face with a cock

She wouldn't shut up so i shlocked her right across the cheek.

by snownook September 27, 2006

Shlockness

*Destroyer of worlds. He/she is a blood thirsty monster that craves destruction and death. Can be used as an anagram for certain names. Offen perceived as the Loch Ness Monster.

Friend: Dude she literally transformed!

Friend 2: She's a fucking shlockness!?

by SatanIsMyFather15 December 19, 2019

Shlock

When a person who is usually lucid is confused.

Remember Sherlock's Shlock phase in The Hounds of Baskerville episode?

by whoopdiscoop January 30, 2022

Shlocking

Shlocking is the act of putting a lock in a sock and hitting someone with it.

I'm gonna go shlocking wanna come?

by CockShlocker6000 July 27, 2021