Shlit

A word of intense litness.

Mom: what are you doing
Daughter: getting shlit

by Drugssex June 6, 2018

the shlits

a form of diarrea, commonly caused from either eating the worng food or by eating/drinking a laxative.

on thursday luke owen had the shlits!

by josh May 7, 2005

shlit

Portmanteau of "shit", "is/was", and "lit".

Person A: Ay bruh, how's the club?

Person B: Shlit as hell, come through fam.

by Swiftsound November 19, 2016

Shlits

A most extreme case of "the Shits."
To be shitting uncontrolably.

-My belly hurts, I think I have the Shlits!
-I'm not eating that, that stuff gives me the Shlits!

by Chad December 11, 2004

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by PippeRAWiDee December 31, 2021

Shlit

A combination of "shloshed" and "lit". Meaning that you are drunk to the point of very limited function but you feel incredibly rapturous. Can also be used to describe an Event involving lots of alcohol and shocking and/or awesome happenings.

"Dude that party was shlit"

"Bruh I got so shlit last night"

by Scott Krause March 31, 2017