Shkeet

To shart skeet out of one's anal sphincter.

-"Are you wearing a condom?"
-"no"
-"Sweet, looks like I get to shkeet tonight"

by JonnyJackhammer December 2, 2011

shkelqim

Shkelqim, a guy who has a big heart looks special and dresses good. He is inteligent but kinda weird. A very good friend but a bad listener!

Yo u are a real Shkelqim at listening

by DerVergewalTiger January 2, 2017

SHKEET

A new balance, old navy jeans, ugly hats that will say anything, and a Sears t-shirt wearing person. Generally a little overweight. They are often out of touch with modern styles and culture. They flock to major cities as tourists often dressing alike and standing out compared to the trendy and cosmopolitan locals. Hobbies include some but not of the following: Fishing, Disney World, Dining at places they cannot afford, family trips to AppleBees, Miller Light, Taking too many pictures, and driving smelly and messy cars. They especially like Dodge Rams and GMC's. Not to be confused with White Trash, Shkeets have a legitimate source of income they just spend their wealth in tacky ways.

Jordan: Hey, there is a rally this saturday at the National Mall in Washington, D.C.
Jared: Yea, so many tourists, they are annoying and dressed funny.
Corey: The Line outside Friday's was huge.
Sam: This place is filled with Shkeets!!!

by Shkeet Master November 5, 2010

shkeenin

To really crave something.

Rob was shkeening for some beers.

by Salmodinnerjacket September 19, 2009

shkeevy

someone or something that is creepy or gross

That mustache wearing guy that tried hitting on me was super shkeevy.

by guidette31 May 6, 2011

shkeemping

You getting caught slipping or fucking up
Could also mean your so inconceivable that people could only define your actions as shkeemping

Did you just fall? my g your fucking shkeepming

Yo my guy did you smash Julie? Your shkeemping

by Shkeemping April 21, 2018

shkeezed

adjective:

Used to describe the highest level of cross-faded, only attainable after a specific progression from tipsy and fried to sloshed and baked to plastered and cheesed to 'schkeezed', resulting in a loss of grip on reality.

Spencer: "bro i just smoked 6 dab cartridges and drank a case of 'Rona, I'm totally shkeezed!"

Nolan: "dude I was shkeezed on tuesday, but i can't today because i have to study for exams"

by JJKamp February 7, 2019