"that fucking shitwizzard cut me off"
by Shitwizzard101 January 8, 2017
Get the shitwizzard mug.1. To fall on a slippery surface, in such a way as to where the individual falls flat on his back, going from perfectly vertical to perfectly horizontal, usually with the cranium bouncing at least once off the ground.
2. To be so high on hallucinagenics that one gets lost from the group, loses all of their belongings, and in severe cases abscounds altogethe.
3. To have a series of unfortunate events happen in rapid fire succession to an individual.
2. To be so high on hallucinagenics that one gets lost from the group, loses all of their belongings, and in severe cases abscounds altogethe.
3. To have a series of unfortunate events happen in rapid fire succession to an individual.
1. As Paul was walking through the courtyard, in a moment of lost concentration he slipped and fell hard, exclaiming, Oh, God, I just got my shit whipped.
2. Not knowing the lsd was mic'd at 200, and being told by Chris 2 is 1, when he actually meant 1 is 2, I found myself shitwhipped.
3. Seeing the flat tire on the shuttle bus, and getting in anyway, we knew we were in for a shitwhipping when 5 mins later we found ourselves stranded on the side of the road in Mexico.
2. Not knowing the lsd was mic'd at 200, and being told by Chris 2 is 1, when he actually meant 1 is 2, I found myself shitwhipped.
3. Seeing the flat tire on the shuttle bus, and getting in anyway, we knew we were in for a shitwhipping when 5 mins later we found ourselves stranded on the side of the road in Mexico.
by Sugarglider said what? February 5, 2017
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Shitwhip is someone you call who you consider below you in your social group. Someone who you give shit to and whip em' like a bitch to do your dirty work.
by Eurasian August 24, 2008
Get the Shitwhip mug.When you find an unlocked car, you shit on the driver's seat. If you piss on the steering wheel, it's called "Sticky-fingered".
"Yo nigga, I just shitwhipped some deuchbag's car!"
"Oh my tits, someone shitwhipped and sticky-fingered my damn prius!"
"Oh my tits, someone shitwhipped and sticky-fingered my damn prius!"
by Ribstack and Huntarr October 1, 2011
Get the Shitwhipped mug.An ongoing compilation of missteps and error. Can also describe a whole entity that epitomizes faux pas.
Registering for classes in college is a shitwhirl.
I don't want to go to Wal-Mart today, that place is a shitwhirl on Sundays.
I don't want to go to Wal-Mart today, that place is a shitwhirl on Sundays.
by Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. November 2, 2010
Get the Shitwhirl mug.A word that was created and combined using wordle in an english lesson by the patrol(: It is basically for all intents and purposes an insulting word.
by the patrol November 2, 2011
Get the shitwhine mug.A term for an unethical attorney prosecuting a loving parent by the practice of misinforming the court system, and wittingly alienating a parent from their children by using the courts through a betrayal of the foundation of law.
See also: corruption in family courts in America.
See also: corruption in family courts in America.
That attorney is a shitwizard and doesn't follow the law and gets away with misinforming the courts and deceiving the judge because he's a shit wizard and the judge will find out eventually he's using lies against a loving father.
by kickarsdaddy March 21, 2021
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