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nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank

Whilst one man is having a standard shit wank, a second man sits on his lap cowboy style and shits between his legs, whilst simultaneously jerking them both off with theirs cocks pressed up against each others
I was having a sneaky shitwank when my man lover Plunky sat down on my lap and joined me for a good ol nullagine tandem cowboy shitwank of monstrous proportions. We simultaneously owned the toilet whilst setting off jizz fireworks all of the bathroom ceiling
by Bumfluff June 25, 2014
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shitwack

Shitwack, or shitwhack is the Canadian equivalent of shitload. Less than a fuckton, more than an assload, the Canadian shitwack is equal to 1.2 American shitloads
"We got a shitwack of snow last night"

"We need to buy a shitwack of beer for the party"

"There were three metric fucktons of dank here last night, where'd it all go? There's a whole shitwack missing!"
by DJsunkid December 30, 2005
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Shit Wank

The first one ever done by CodComedyTJ it is when you jack off while taking a shit
TJ- I'm having a shit wank
Any normal person- EW WHAT THE FUCK!
by PoopieMcPooperTon February 16, 2021
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Shitwanger

A term used to describe someone who makes shit up to make themselves sound more interesting.
"What a shitwanger."
by pixiefail. January 2, 2010
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Shit Wank

Wanking whilst sitting down and having a shit, as it makes the shitting far more enjoyable, and also much, much easier
Damn, I had a really good shit wank today....

Oh, that shit wanking makes shitting so much nicer and easier

I was turtling, and at the same time feeling really horny, so I sat down and had a good shit wank...
by Bibbo November 16, 2006
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shitwalker

One who defecates and doesn't wash there hands prior to leaving the restroom.
Don't shake hands with Paul, he's a shitwalker!
by TheAlmightyYak October 17, 2015
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Shitwankery

A place for bullshitters and wankers to hang out at
I made a fortune when I invented the word shitwankery, It's me who owns the franchise
by The Roaring Forties July 21, 2017
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