shitties 

Shitties, (also Shi'ite, etc.) Coined by Sir David "Brown" Brunton in 2005, was originally a term to describe those, who at social or hudge gatherings were acting over dramatic, stupid, and in the end just plain shitty.

"Shittie" was then adapted to rule out those who were not wanted/welcome at those future events. Of course, with all new slang, and the help of the internet, those with low self esteem felt that they were targeted by those non-shitties.

The rule of 'Shittie' is as follows:
-If you have to ask yourself if you're a shittie, then you are.

"Rhonda brings nothing to the tabes, she's a shittie."

shitties by Teija Aspegren July 1, 2005

Shitties 

Shit and Titty combined. Otherwise known as shitty titties. Not oly are these titties shitty, small, and disgusting. They are only possible to titty fuck by shitting in the cleavage and then pushing the titties together and proceeding to fuck them until you cum.

"Dude Robby did Becky show you her titties?"
"Yeah dude, but it was terrible?"
"Why?"
"They were totally shitties. They were demented and gross!"
"Sweet, now I can get shit on my dick. Yay!"

Shitties by Shuiefer Dark Cum Stallion January 29, 2008

shitties 

big fat black girl tits

Damn look at the shitties on her!
Gross!

shitties by dboyfromdahood November 22, 2011

shitties 

an informal form of shit

oh shitties, she just queffed

shitties by PLAYA P 02 January 13, 2004

Shitties 

A pair of unsatisfying titties, probably an A or B-cup, or if they sag down to the knees

Fuckboi 1 "Damn I slept with Jessica last night"

Fuckboi 2 "Did she have dem titties?"

Fuckboi 1 "Nahh brah, she had shitties, like max a 82-A"

Shitties by Niggerfaggotgayretard February 27, 2016

shitties 

complete ruination (see definition)

oh shitties, im ruined.

shitties by playap02 January 14, 2004

Shitties 

Contraction of shoulder titties. The area anywhere between the shoulders and the titties.

Dude don't shitty slap me!
After weightlifting, my shitties began to ache.

I didn't get to the titties, but I got to the shitties.

Have you ever been shitty fucked by a contortionist?

Shitties by #yolosweg November 13, 2014