Shitten

Past tense of Shit, to be used with "have"

I have shitten 26 times today.

by Skibs Skibsky October 30, 2003

Shitten

An adjective used to describe someone who sucks at a particular activity.

He is shitten in basketball. He missed 90 times

by Willvile February 10, 2017

The Shittening

Like 'The Happening' It's the sudden realization that the shit your holding in is worse than you thought. Often when you feel you don't need to go and an immediate urge to shit heavily comes from nowhere

"Last week i was walking to work when i suddenly felt 'The Shittening' It was fucking insane!"

by ultimatetroll69 April 29, 2019

Shittens

When your cat takes a crap so big it appears as if it gave birth.

DUDE!... I found out where that smell was coming from. I checked the cat-box and it looks like my cat had a litter of shittens!

by Dexter Dougles March 20, 2010

shitten

so smitten and in love with somebody that you shit yourself; smitten+shit=shitten

that girl is so sexy and awesome...i'm totally shitten about her

by sanjosharkfan14 May 9, 2011

Shittens

A term used to describe the state of ones' hands after the successful completion of fisting someone or something in the anus due to their similarity to brown mittens.

Derived from: "shit mittens"

Also can be used as a show of surprise, anger, or disappointment.

Person 1: "So, did you get your brown wings last night then?"
Person 2: "Not only did i get them, I also got a pair of shittens!"

Person 1: "Shittens mate! thats fuckin brill!"

by Team lean supreme May 26, 2008

Shittens

noun, slang

The term for a pair of socks worn as emergency mittens to clean oneself after a drug induced festival attack of diahorrea.

"Day 2 - 12.00pm - after his accident ,and in an act of desperation, Shakey Blakey removed his retro Pumas and turned his socks into temporary Shittens, so he could clean himself up enough to not offend anyone else watching the De La Soul set. Party on!!"

- Ronny Biggs' Essential Festival Diary 2001

by Ronny Biggs October 21, 2005