shitster

A hipster who talks shit about everyone.

He's an obnoxious shitster

by Word Madman March 28, 2019

shittered

Getting crazy drunk and not remembering anything!

Omg, sorry if I called you last night I was shittered

by amh4424 December 17, 2008

shitsterbate

to masturbate on the toilet while taking a shit

there are some good porn mags in the bathroom I couldn't resist getting my shitsterbate on just now.

by james___ March 20, 2008

Shitstreaker

One who damages someone's property by covering it in streaks of shite.

Beware of the local shitstreaker.

by SAJLT August 14, 2009

shitterrific

The sarcastic way to describe oneself, the state of things or something as shitty.

Clueless boyfriend who broke up with girlfriend the day before and calls her: "How are you?"
Crazed post-break up girlfriend: "Fucking shitterrific, hunny! Thanks for asking you cock-sucking fuckhead!"

by Alyse Toulouse April 19, 2008

shitterrible

Being so terrible at something, you should've just hung yourself instead of waking up.

Greg is a homeless man that ejaculates on passing cars. Greg is a shitterrible person

by Sensei Bates April 16, 2007

shitsturber

A person who loves to cause drama just because they love the chaos and doesn't care about how it effects other people involved.

Ugh, don't tell her about me sleeping with him. She's such a shitsturber.

by _Ellia_ April 14, 2011