aint-shitness

a common characteristic of an individual (most commonly a guy) whose main actions are not worth the feces that comes out of their bottoms.

"I will not succumb to my exes aint-shitness just because he buys me flowers."

"Every guy I seem to like always disappoints me with their aint-shitness."

by nettaschoe February 17, 2009

Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.

Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!

by Epididymitis December 24, 2021

motion shitness

When you eat so much and then can’t dance along to music without shitting your pants.

We can’t dance along to Major Lazer, Tommy - we’re gonna have motion shitness.

by Chocolate Pocket October 20, 2019

Shitsney

What you call Disney if you hate it

DISNEY IS MORE LIKE SHITSNEY IT SUCKS ASS AND I HATE EVERYTHING DISNEY GOD DAMMIT FUCK YOU DISNEY

by J Slasher August 1, 2017

shitness

a person or object that is very shitty.

Aw, you shitness!

by ryanle3 November 11, 2009

Shitsense

Nonsense, or something really stupid.

Stop talking shitsense and tell me what happened last night!

by uniPORN February 23, 2009

shitseswa

Shitseswa is a luhya name meaning royalty. It originates from Butsotso land in Western part of Kenya. People named Shitseswa are introverts, leaders and foresighted ;their silence draws people close to them, wanting to know more about them. They are funny when close to people they love. They can be easily withdrawn too especially when disturbed. Being loved by a Shitseswa can be the most exciting experience ever!

We cannot have our meeting today because Miss Shitseswa is absent.

by Tsarino March 16, 2020