scotometer

a meter that detects the average gayness in scott

scots scotometer blew up after over loading

by cody February 6, 2003

scotometer

A complex machine which detects the impulses and balence of ejaculi spermation in Scott's.

Scott uses his scotometer on a daily basis.

by Sampson January 24, 2003

sketometer

This is how skets are measured in order of how dangerous they are to 'man' kind and how they should be handled.

Youll know by her reputaion...

They go like a traffic light.


Green: Date that girls shes as inocent as my white sicks.

Amber: 1 nite stand only shes been around a bit, no threat.

Red: AVOID if u value ur sexual health, shes got STDs man.

by Dizzy Blapse January 1, 2004

Spirometer

A handheld mirror used for viewing the gouch area or taint.

That dude needs to check his spirometer homes. His junk is whack, yo.

by Woodcock89 March 3, 2018

Shitomitartea

Shit Vomit Fart Diarrhoea

dang i did a Shitomitartea

by wowidkanymore April 27, 2020

slutometer

A portmanteau of "slut" and "thermometer" that can be used to indicate the unofficial transition from late Winter to early Spring by the visual indicator of attention seeking women immediately going from wearing full pants to short shorts or miniskirts within the span of two days.

The slutometer has indicated that Spring is declared, because I saw nothing but women's ass cheeks hanging out at Wal-Mart today.

by dressingtothe9s February 25, 2025