shitizzle

when someone is taking too long inside of their house you assume they're taking a poo

driver- jeez catie is taking along time we've been out here for 10 minutes

passenger- She must be taking a shitizzle!

by liza sremmen November 8, 2009

shinkleberry

A rare berry located in Tennessee.

I was walking in the woods and found a real shinkleberry! It tasted like berries.

by masedpotato149 June 18, 2018

Shartinkle

1. The act of accidental, simultaneous urination and defecation resulting from a failed attempt at forceful flatulence.

2. When you try really hard to fart, but you accidentally poop and pee your pants

During my desperate attempt to fart on my fiance's Dad before the wedding, I got overzealous and shartinkled in my tuxedo. Hopefully, the two opposing smells will neutralize each other. Otherwise Steph will be pissed, that means I'm in deep shit!

by Michael Sinnott January 18, 2009

Shminkle

Lacking its internal structure or deflated. Usually referring to a man's penis when it is not erect or when it cannot be erect, commonly being described as a Shminkle Dinkle

Stacy didn't have a good time last night because I got a shminkle dinkle.

by Remmersz September 16, 2007

shinkles

the combination of sheets and wrinkles that make the lines on your face and skin from laying on sheets while you sleep.

when i woke up this morning i said, "omg mom look at the shinkles all over my face and leg!"

by Corinne Fullmer July 3, 2008

Shinkle

The bone between your shin and ankle.

Girl; Ow my shinkle hurts. I think I might have sprained it.

by MemeFalcon January 7, 2017

Shinkled

A term for the common practice of traveling to a foreign country with the intention of receiving a shallow, non-life-threatening knife wound.

I went to the Banana Republic and totally got shinkled. Good thing I could buy a new shirt right there.

by UrbanPictionary83 January 21, 2020