shithook

What my manager, Pat Schroeder, calls me on a daily basis.

"Nice work, Shithook!"

by Shithook March 16, 2005

shithook

A person who is willing to horrible things to attain their own objectives, often at the expense of coworkers or friends.

We worked on this project for weeks together, then (insert name) had to be a shithook and take all the credit.

by trafamladorian October 31, 2017

shithooks

what old people sometimes call hands

Get your shithooks off my stuff, boy!

by 000 October 20, 2003

shithooked

So damn drunk your ass don't remember shit...
Also see shit faced...

Belly Ray Was Shithooked This Weekend...

by BigMosh September 30, 2007

shithooks

Defining the use of hands for the wiping of your ass.

"Boi, go wash ya' shithooks before dinnah!"

by Big ol' V March 10, 2007

Shithooks

A name assigned to an individual that has just taken a shit and does not wash their hands

Hey there’s shithooks over there eating a sandwich after he just took a shit and didn’t wash his hands

by Senioralphadog June 25, 2019

shithooks

What some people call Timmy Smith.

Hey Shithooks, get me another beer.

by Shithooks February 24, 2004