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shitfaced

Inebriated, through excessive consumption of alcohol to the point of losing consciousness. Involuntary body movements (vomiting & defecating) are likely to occur during to a person Pisshead experiencing this state.
I got so shitfaced that I bagged myself
by RockMink November 10, 2004
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Shitfaced

Meaning of getting shitfaced is to drink until one becomes blackout drunk
which probably also means they're awesome to the n’th degree.

Some side effects which may occur are huge blank spots in ones memories, feeling like you want to puke your guts out, cringing at the thought of alcohol, the inability to think coherently and to sum things up, pure awesomeness.
Bob: Yo man.. I was freaken shitfaced.. what happened last night?
Joe: Yeah, you puked just about everywhere... you sure didn’t hold back last night buddy.

Bob: Ugh.. hold on a minute -pukes in Joe’s shoes-
Joe: Well okay now you puked EVERYWHERE. That’s pretty grody –pulls out a beer- Want one?
Bob: -cringes at the thought of alcohol-
Joe: Guess not. –crakes it open and takes a sip-
by JiggzAT March 17, 2010
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Shitfaced

1. To be extremely drunk, often resulting in memory loss and a hangover on the following day.

2. To post a picture of your personal feces on Facebook.
1. Tina was so shitfaced that she completely embarrassed herself last night!

2. I was checking out Bob's Facebook page and he posted a pic of his own dookie!
by Shareeb4Prez October 26, 2009
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beyond drunk, the point when your face scrunches and your squinting hence you look like shit in the face.
Ricky- bro Robby is so shitfaced, Jenny is so not gonna let him smush.
by charlyrogers April 27, 2010
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Leo: Where the fuck did Mateo go?

Jarod: He’s shitfaced right now. It’s 2 AM and he’s running through the hotel hallways in his boxers holding two fire extinguishers.
by Japnigga July 2, 2019
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A homosexual act in which one man uses his tongue to pleasure another man rectally after soiling himself. Resulting in a feces covered face.
I am about to go out and get fucking shitfaced.

If I can meet a nice guy at the gay bar.
by Chuzzwuzzler October 19, 2011
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not being able to feel the difference between shit, and your face.
last night i was so shitfaced that i tried to flush my head down the toilet.
by Kate Cunn. December 28, 2005
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