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Shitberg

TNoun: similar yo how much of an iceberg is hidden below the surface, a shitberg is a person who at first seems only slightly shitty, but once you really get to know them you come realize that the depths of their shittiness knows almost no bounds and stretches far below their surface and can sink emotional ships with ease.
Kenneth Price is a real shitberg. At first he just seemed mildly annoying and a little shitty, but little did I know, the depths of his shittiness were hidden under the surface and unimaginably rich, deep and dark.
by The chartreuse chamois December 10, 2024
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shitergency

I was on the highway when I had a shitergency.
by CharisAycock January 16, 2016
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shitburgers and dick cheese

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.
Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.
by ImnotyouIme November 30, 2011
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shitburger

A euphemism for something that looks appetizing, or is believable, but is actually complete bullshit.
Don’t bite the shitburger!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 11, 2019
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shitmergency

A sudden need to go to the bathroom, accompanied often with chills, hot sweats, and panic. Usually when one is not near a restroom.
Today while I was driving to school I had a shitmergency and had to stop at a seedy gas station.
by Lala May 13, 2005
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Shitbarge

A living complex that lacks organization or responsible oversight to the point where the only reason for living at this establishment is for fiscal reasons. Because of this there is little or no accountability. Conditions of this place are comparable to living on a barge that hauls manure. Usually everyone is miserable, the facilities don't function properly and for lack of better words - everything is covered in shit.
Ted: "The electricity still doesn't work and now our window won't close. I told the landlord three weeks ago to have someone look at this but he still hasn't!"

Ron: "Yeah and that bitch across the hallway is fucking her BF while the door is open again. Fuckin' eh that shits gross!"

Ted: "I HATE LIVING IN THIS FUCKIN' SHITBARGE!"
by MAINEBOY July 25, 2011
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Shitsberg

it define as a low class human that is worst than shit that is wasting its time living a shit hell life

it is also define as a indescribable/ discrimination
you are like a shitsberg that cannot be confirm that if you are a living shit or a living insect in front me, so scram
by mm cat May 13, 2018
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