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Shitlady

Female equivalent of shitlord.

The lady of all shit.
She keeps making puns at me; what a shitlady.
by ratbum September 10, 2016
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Ridden like a Shetland Pony

When your boss gives you a large amount of work to finish and an unreasonable deadline, you might aliken your predicament to a Shetland Pony being ridden by an overweight adult. Any reference to being whipped/flogged in addition is purely optional...
"Rio will you have time to fit some work in for me?"

"Not fuckin likely, il be dead honest, im getting ridden like a Shetland Pony today..."
by David J Hasslebonk October 9, 2008
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Shetland

Shetland - a person of short stature and quite good looking.

In other words, short and rideable.

Originating from Shetland Pony.
Tracey: Hey check out that guy.
Sara: He's too short for me.

Tracey: No way, that guy's a Shetland!
by Belfast_Bugle October 26, 2016
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Shetlander

a person from the shetland isles that enjoy cars, alcohol and sex.
they speak there own little lingo.
Shetlander 1: what dee get up tae last night den?
Shetlander 2: went oot fir a peerie dram.
by spspspspsp April 29, 2010
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Shetland

A small group of islands north east of mainland scotland and has the most northernly point in britain, mucka flugga.

It is the indenigious home of the shetland ponies and Aly Bain ( fiddler ). They also have awesome football teams.
shetland isnt a word for calling someone small. it be a place
by scoLLAYHAS2NERFGUNSWOOOOOO January 2, 2010
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Shetland Toss

To be tossed off by a hairy horse in a walk-in freezer.
Last night that horse gave him a bare Shetland Toss.
by scf27 October 2, 2007
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Shetland

A small peice of land lost in the middle of the North Sea beteen Scotland and Norway. Famous for: Sheep, ponies, wooly jumpers, puffins, Salmon, Ally Bain.

In the Winter its dark, windy and cold and they celebrate the 'Up-Helly-Aa' festival, or 'Transvestite Tuesday' as it is more commonly known. The constant darkness means the locals never know when its time to stop drinking.

In the summer they celebrate the 'Simmer Dim'. An excess of daylight means the locals never know when its time to stop drinking.

Also used to describe someone who is inbred.
that man has 6 fingers, must be from Shetland
by islandphilosopher December 10, 2010
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