When you dump such a massive deuce that it piles out to the water. The brown tip of the shitberg only hints at the volume of nastiness lurking in the depths.
J- Oh man, I just crapped out a shitberg that could sink the Titanic.
B- I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go! Blahahaha!
B- I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go! Blahahaha!
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When the hull of an intergalactic vessel breaks and you're stuck in a vacuum of space because of it.
Zach Hammond: Be careful, the whole section leads into the vacuum of space......and the Necromorphs have completely taken over the ship!
Isaac Clarke: Oh shittery fuck fuck!
Zach Hammond: Be careful, the whole section leads into the vacuum of space......and the Necromorphs have completely taken over the ship!
Isaac Clarke: Oh shittery fuck fuck!
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by Mike December 11, 2003
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Showberryness only ever applies when sharing a strangers second hand bum warmth in a cramped cubicle comes as a complete shock. Showberryness is always spiced with a degree of surprise.
The degree of showberryness experienced is directly proportional to the heat of the toilet seat, from an almost imperceptible reaction to a lukewarm / borderline cold seat, to barely suppressed nausea caused by a recent volcano arsed occupant.
Although showberryness is usually a fleeting sensation, a 'flashback' variant is not uncommon if you discover who you caught showberryness off soon after the event.
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If you hang around in puplic toilets waiting for strangers to vacate cubicles so you can kiss cheeks at one remove, then you either live somewhere very cold and have developed a commendable survival technique, or you're fucking perverted. Neither of these examples can be classed as true showbberryness.
Showberryness only ever applies when sharing a strangers second hand bum warmth in a cramped cubicle comes as a complete shock. Showberryness is always spiced with a degree of surprise.
The degree of showberryness experienced is directly proportional to the heat of the toilet seat, from an almost imperceptible reaction to a lukewarm / borderline cold seat, to barely suppressed nausea caused by a recent volcano arsed occupant.
Although showberryness is usually a fleeting sensation, a 'flashback' variant is not uncommon if you discover who you caught showberryness off soon after the event.
Disambiguation:
If you hang around in puplic toilets waiting for strangers to vacate cubicles so you can kiss cheeks at one remove, then you either live somewhere very cold and have developed a commendable survival technique, or you're fucking perverted. Neither of these examples can be classed as true showbberryness.
by yonabout June 6, 2011
Get the Showberryness mug.1. (n) a mythical bearlike creature, akin to the easter bunny, that defecates in your yard.
2. (n) any person or animal who bears (no pun intended) similar qualities to the shitbear, namely laziness or unreliability.
2. (n) any person or animal who bears (no pun intended) similar qualities to the shitbear, namely laziness or unreliability.
1. "Dad, there's a shitbear in the yard!!!"
2. "Have you seen Landers?"
"No, him and Amber are being shitbears and sitting on the couch all day."
2. "Have you seen Landers?"
"No, him and Amber are being shitbears and sitting on the couch all day."
by EffinWheeler September 24, 2011
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