Shit Kick

A devastatingly deranged act of violence.
This ferocious stunt is enacted in statistically rare cases by someone who is more than likely to be an acquaintance of yours.

The attacker instantaneously decides to go for a walk outside to deliberately step in dog shit. The objective is to return inside with the purpose of kicking you in the face.

Eg. “Oh my God! Look at Lawrence, his face is covered in blood and shit!”
“Yeah, he’s just been awarded a shit kick!”

Eg. “Sally came running round the corner and jumped up to deliver a shit kick to Colin’s face.”
“Colin fu****g stinks. I’m going out for lunch.”

by Milanoir February 5, 2020

Shit Kicked

Meaning to get brutally beaten, or beaten up.

"hah, did you see that guy on the news?"
"lmao yeah, that other dude totally shit kicked him."

by Sandra 34 November 19, 2007

Shit kicking town

A boring, backwater town or city, with nothing to do but kick shit around for entertainment

"There's nothing here, this is such a shit kicking town"

by Mr.poopypants1 January 21, 2021

Shits and Kicks

Just another way to say "Shits and Giggles" but Shits and Kicks flows off the tongue better. It still means the same thing, just for the hell of it.

Person A: "Why did they send me a check for 5 cents?"

Person B: "Ehh, just for Shits and Kicks."

by Amanda aka Mrs. Sneaky Butcher November 21, 2010

Kicking shit

Doing nothing useful

He was sitting at home for the whole day kicking shit rather than doing his homework

by mindjammer June 5, 2016

Kick Shit

Hang out or chill; mess around; kill time.

I went over to David's the other day to kick shit for a few hours and talk about MW3.

I just kicked shit the whole break 'cause all my friends were out of town for Thanksgiving.

by 1958 December 28, 2011

kick shit

to hang out

hey girl, when are we gonna kick shit?

by KelsoTheGirl January 28, 2011