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Shit dick

When a person has had anal sex and has remnants of fecal matter on their penis.
Gay people and straight people get shit dick.
Person one( so she let me in her back door and when i was done there was shit all on my dick

Person two( damn u got shit dick
by lil kendrick January 25, 2015
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Ray Olinger has a shit dick.
by Cody & Austin March 26, 2009
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A Gay Man...............
*(self explanitory)* you know a dick in an ass, with shit in it...
by shit dick May 13, 2005
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someone who loves anal sex with men or woemen but mostly someone like ricky derbaghosian

he will try at all cost to stick it in your pooper
Have you seen shit dick?
Naa he's probly off poundin some ass.
by Cman93 January 4, 2010
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verb, shit dicking, shit dicked

1. the act of defecating on an individual's penis during the course of anal penetration.

2. a turn of phrase used to attribute a more dominant role, rather than a submissive role, for the individual being penetrated during anal sex.
1. This drunk bitch got sick and shit dicked me while I was fucking her in the ass.

2. When I was in prison I shit dicked a whole bunch of skin-heads and gang members.
by bikeboy3d2 November 14, 2010
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A terrifying disease deemed Scrotus Deficus by Dr. Shittius von Dickus, but more commonly known as Shit Dick. Shit Dick is a venereal disease caused by the parasitic viral strain 5H1T-A55 and is contractable only by men (and lady-boys), but is carryable by both genders. It is also transmittable across all mammalian species.

Shit Dick causes the following symptoms in order as the condition advances:
1.) Peculiar aroma from genitals
2.) Extreme fever
3.) Increased hair growth on taint
4.) Severe case of sweaty ass-rash
5.) Heightened libido
6.) Getting "backed up"
7.) Debilitating constipation
8.) Secretion of feces from urethra
Aw dang! I knew I shouldn't have banged that Taiwanese lady-boy hooker! Now I have a raging case of Shit Dick.
by Dr. Shittius Dickus January 9, 2017
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An uncircumcised dick that has not been properly cleaned and is now inflamed and in need of ointment.
by Madam fragz February 25, 2018
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