shit weasel

Alien creature that resembles a lamprey. It developes inside a human host until it bursts out of their ass.

"Boy did that shit weasel burst out of my ass. I sure am dead now."

by William March 29, 2003

shit weasel

Someone who is continually "pressing others buttons" just for their own amusement.

What fucking shit weasel did this!

by jjsw January 20, 2004

shit weasel

Infection form of the flood from Halo and Halo 2.

Holy crap! Look at that wave of shit weasels! Run!

by Mike Montuori May 6, 2005

shit weasel

A person who displays weasel characteristics including but not limited to a lack of respect for anything. A shit weasel lags in all aspects of life, especially golf.

Where is that shit weasel Joe? Our tee time was at 10:30!!

ppreciate that pal

by The Man WTMP January 24, 2012

Intestinal Shit Weasel

the lowest form of humanity, a bottom-feeder, a loser, a person with no morals or scruples

that used car salesman lied to me an tried to rip me off..he is an intestinal shit weasel

by bruce21b August 22, 2012

Shit weasel

A phrase normally utilized to expressing aggravation toward someone you are well aquainted with.

"Hey shit weasel! Were the fuck did you put the nutella?"

by poshloster 3000 January 1, 2012

shit weasel

that stuff you plunge out of your bathtub when it gets clogged with hair

Gotta plunge the tub shit weasel is clogging the pipe.

by fangsneed June 22, 2012