by hyphenhyphenhyphen July 14, 2011

by Ass man November 27, 2003

Something you would give someone to shovel out all the shit they have.
An odd way of saying "your full of shit"
An odd way of saying "your full of shit"
by Jim May 25, 2004

by Fapper July 6, 2014

after you have anal sex you get some poo on your dick and you fling it on your sexual partners face effectively using you dick as a shovel.
by Josh Staats November 11, 2009

The act of eating a popsicle and using the popsicle stick to scoop out that last bit of feces that won’t release from your sphincter.
Another hot day, sweaty asscheek dump. I noticed a bit too late that not only was I on my last roll of toilet paper but I was actually down to the last three squares. Time for a poopy butt waddle to the freezer for a hillbilly hot day shit shovel!
by SauerCrouse51 July 8, 2019

"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
"When Shit Breaks The Shovel" is said when something happens and there is nothing you can do about it.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.
Person 1- Yeah man, we had to break up do to some things we could change.
Person 2- That sucks bro, sometimes the shit breaks the shovel.
by CountryBoyTex July 11, 2021
