Skip to main content

shitwich

1. an idiotic person. 2. As the name implies, a sandwich made of SHIT.
Ryan is such a shitwich.
by Matt October 27, 2003
mugGet the shitwich mug.

Fucking Shitbitch

Someone with so little right to be on this earth that their cost of upkeep exceeds their marginal benefit of any possible contribution to society. While bitch usually refers to a female, a fucking shitbitch is a gender-neutral insult.
My roommate just sleeps, skips class, and eats junkfood while watching tv on his computer. What a fucking shitbitch.
by youlazyass December 6, 2009
mugGet the Fucking Shitbitch mug.

Shitnitch

A more powerful and effective way of saying Biznitch; made by fusing shit and biznitch/bitch.
Can be used either as:

1) A profanity.
2) An insult. (Meaning bad or shitty)
3) A commonly used noun, that can replace almost all other nouns.
"Aww. SHITNITCH! I was SO close to getting that shot!"

"Oi! Shitnitch! Gimme back my wallet!"
"That exam was such a shitnitch."

"Sup shitnitches! Lets grab a shitnitch down by that slow-shitnitch shitnitch over by the shitnitch. Aww, C'mon! Don't be such a shitnitch, shitnitches, you know ol' shitnitch here is a shitnitch."
by MachineKingV2 August 17, 2009
mugGet the Shitnitch mug.

Shitbitch

A Lolita, single mother of several children, who likes to create drama by crying and is especially adept at complaining about both food and drink that's served to her at a restaurant.
Cook #1 says: hey bro, looks like you need to cook that chicken for table 26 again.

Cook #2 says: Are you kidding me!!! That fat broad has sent it back 3 times already!!

Cook #1: what can I say dude, she seems like a real shitbitch.

Or

Hey Bro, tell that stupid shitbich girlfriend of yours to shut the fuck up with all of her crying! She's more annoying than Chelbo!!
by El capitan de chelbo February 20, 2017
mugGet the Shitbitch mug.

shitwatch 2011

Shitwatch 2011

an underground Facebook group whoes sole purpose in life is to share their shit. Some UPLOAD pictures while LOGGING in while others just name their turds after politicians, restaurants and friends...
Shitwatch 2011

I just shit a brick! (picture pls) nice one
Tadpole... Fail! little shit!
Hyperion flush! out for recycling
Long Beach Roller... hear the splash! drop turd
Had to LOG out in my pants turd
Vienna sausage and one corn kernel fail!
Crack pot huh?
McNuggets! turdlets
Bowl Of bon-bons shit balls
by cheapsuitdan August 25, 2011
mugGet the shitwatch 2011 mug.

shitwitch

A minor insult using common swear term, 'shit' and the medievel status of 'witch'.

Useful in a variety of social circumstances thanks to its relatively underground usage.

Believed to have come from the UK.
"You ate my sandwich, you shitwitch!"
by Tom Kiss June 13, 2005
mugGet the shitwitch mug.

Shitbitch

A word used often when a woman pussies out or acts lazy and pisses people off.
Bronwyn and Negus, get out of bed and don't be such shitbitches!
by badboybecky September 18, 2009
mugGet the Shitbitch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email