Shit winding

Shit winding is farting in a more accurate name.

After John ate the mexican burrito, he was shit winding for weeks.

by Annafc May 31, 2016

Shit winds

An adjective to describe that feeling you get before everything goes to shit or it can be used to describe a shitty situation.

Cop 1: Shhh. Did you hear that Andy.
Cop 2: What is Mr.Larry.
Cop 1: It's the shit winds Andy they are blowing my boy.

by Lord busts a turd February 3, 2019

Shit window

The amount of time you have to defecate after feeling the initial 'twinge' in your bowels. Length of allowable time varies drastically by person, and type of feces: Usually anywhere from 'right the fuck now' to 72 hours.

John: Ooh.
Alice: What?
John: I have to poop.
Alice: Ew, go ahead.
John: Not now, I just felt it, my shit window is usually 48 hours.

by HatchetmanRalph August 2, 2016

rip off your head and shit down your windpipe

An cautionary expression used in the USMC."Rip off your head and shit down your windpipe" gently warns the listener " Please pay attention, I'm not joking here. Thank you for you consideration."

1."Dammit, Dave I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if your try to go out with my sister!

2. "Your going to force me to rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you insist on breaking in line."

3. "QUIT EYEBALLING ME BOY. I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your windpipe if you don't get some polish on those boots."

by Global Feetus April 10, 2007

shit on my windscreen

A statement of joy.

Shit on my windscreen that's awesome.

by jaqx0r December 11, 2010

winds of shit

From the Trailer Park Boys: The mysterious winds of shit that bring with it only shit luck and other shit. When you just know that all kinds of shit are gonnna happen. The shit really hits the fan when the winds of shit are blowing. Normally, the strongest winds of shit can be found in a shit hurricane. Also, keep an eye out for shit hawks, which may take advantage of the incredible thermals produced from the winds of shit.

Lahey: "You know what a shit barometer is, Bubs?"
Bubbles: "...No."
Lahey: "Measures the shit pressure in the air. You can feel it! Listen Bubs, hear that? Sounds of the whispering winds of shit.
...Beware, my friend. Shit winds are a coming."

by Chuwy June 10, 2006

window shit

basiclly taking a shit on any given window,ie..mcdonalds,sak's fifth ave,any classy restaurant,preferably when people are sitting/standing next to or nearby said window.Works great with the runs.

Dude, you should have seen the old ladies faces after Billy gave'em the window shit,they were utterly disgusted.

by Sgt Slapnutz April 6, 2006