shit picker

someone who picks shit out of their butt.

"did you see how little billy was scratching his butt crack?" "yeah, he's a little shit picker."

by Bob May 13, 2005

shit pickle

A turd left in the toilet.

OK, who left the shit pickle in the punch bowl again!

by Digger September 21, 2005

shit pickle

nomenclature for a rough situation in life, similar to a pickle in baseball.

"Precious got her car stuck in a ditch."

"Wow, sounds like she got herself into a real shit pickle."

by tystroh November 3, 2009

shit picker

either a bin man, or some school children who pick up general crap off the floor

aah! that shit picker tried to pick me up

by hic-up December 12, 2003

shit pickle fart fucking

Shitting on a pickle and then proceeding to have some form of sexual penetration. As soon as you cum you start farting. Then everyone gets on the floor and does the dinosaur.

We were walking through the park, and the all of a sudden, shit pickle fart fucking. The whole thing!

by senior bitch mittens November 2, 2013

shit pickle

After a man is finishing up pounding dat ass and pulls his dick out and it's covered in shit. He now has himself a shit pickle!

I was tapping that ass so hard I pulled out with a shit pickle.

by shitpickles June 8, 2014

shit picker

a person's finger or the remaining stump of a finger

Ted watched in horror as the grenade blew of his buddy's shit pickers.

by Gwava February 24, 2007