A new way of saying "Oh my god!". To express excitement or any emotion in an extreme. Something said is so insane that the mere utterance of it makes you lose control of your bowels.
"I got into Harvard."
"Really! I'll shit, my dude!"
"That new album just came out!"
"I'll shit! When?"
"Really! I'll shit, my dude!"
"That new album just came out!"
"I'll shit! When?"
by Dr.Moog September 30, 2009
Get the I'll shit mug.When you disrespect someone to the highest extent. You just want to shit in their fucking driveway , dawg.
Robertos best friend fucked his girlfriend so Roberto walks up to Kyle and simply says “I’ll shit in your driveway”
by the klit klapper November 5, 2018
Get the I’ll shit in your driveway mug.Southern Origin. Something you may hear Old Folks say when something doesn’t go right. It is comparing your actions and the situation to playing with your own feces, because they are both unproductive.
Granny: We have to go straight!
Me: Yeah, but this lane is turning only! We have to turn!
Granny: Well I’ll be shit and dabbled in it!
Me: Yeah, but this lane is turning only! We have to turn!
Granny: Well I’ll be shit and dabbled in it!
by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020
Get the Well I’ll Be Shit and Dabbled in it mug.when something is so obvious to one person that he will not even charge, for it being to sed to a companion friend or aquaintace.
tom: what do you think of tim's mam?
muthar: she's a propa slag, i'll tell you that shit for free!
tom: thanks muthar you're so genorous!
muthar: she's a propa slag, i'll tell you that shit for free!
tom: thanks muthar you're so genorous!
by muthar November 9, 2004
Get the I'll tell you that shit for free mug.Me: Dad, I got an A on my english test and I didn't even study.
My dad: Well, I'll be dipped in shit!
My dad: Well, I'll be dipped in shit!
by Scrappydoodle February 3, 2009
Get the I'll be dipped in shit mug.A person, or entity, seperates your head from your body and thereafter takes a dumb that glides down your neck.
From the Duke Nukem game, said by Duke Nukem (ingame character).
From the Duke Nukem game, said by Duke Nukem (ingame character).
by Nicolai Thomsen January 25, 2009
Get the I'll rip your head off and shit down your neck mug."I was sittin there in pizza hut and I looked down at my churros and thought to myself "DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL"
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