Shirting

When you shart and poo gets on your tucked in shirt.

Andrew thought it was a fart because of all the Metamucil he takes but wound up shirting and had to leave the party.

by SoapDish9 November 5, 2023

red shirting

To keep a girl/guy on the side to have sexual intercourse later, because she is not eligible to play for whatever reason . Usually, because she/he is underage by a few months.

Sort of like a red shirt in sports.

Also spelled RedShirting, Red Shirtin, or RedShirtin

"Tyga is red shirting Kylie until she turns 18"- an interview with Charelamge on VLAD TV about the subject

by subZOOM February 4, 2015

T-Shirting

T-Shirt as a verb. To t-shirt something is to like it so much that you would want to wear it on the front of a custom t-shirt. This can be an item, photo/image, or phrase/quote.

James: Did you hear about that politician from Chicago?

Amy: Yeah, I bet they'll t-shirt that guy someday.

OR:

He liked his cats so much that he'll be t-shirting their pictures tonight.

by M. Fox October 19, 2009

down shirting

when you look down a girls shirt when nobody's looking

dude, were you just down shirting my girlfriend

by ploikm October 18, 2008

a-shirting

The act of physically assaulting ones wife when she gets out of line or becomes a habitual line stepper.

Corey's wife just spent money on a new purse, he'll be a-shirting her when he gets home.

by BeastMaster513 January 5, 2010

Blue-shirting

Engaging in typically, romantic or somewhat sexual behavior with other men, for the purpose of personal development not a long term relationship. People Blue-shirt to prepare both participants for future relationships with other people.

An play on the term “red-shirting” because blue shirting is often done in college.

Greg: Why are you always hanging with Todd? That’s gay.

Jim: We’re not gay we’re just blue-shirting until graduation. His girlfriend cheated on him.

by Spookyroni December 16, 2018

Shifting logs

The act where two people go anus to anus and then one of the participants has a bowel movement into the anus of the other participant. The second participant receives the fecal matter anally and then pushes it back into the anus of the original fecal matter owner.

Tim and Johnny have been getting quite messy with their new shifting logs experiment. Looks highly unsanitary but they seem happy.

by MostlyMoisture May 30, 2018