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shit-filled twinkie

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when bad events foment an unreasonably pessimestic view of life.
Life is a shit-filled twinkie and it's time to take another bite!
by donkeykongdick January 9, 2008
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Shit Filter

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A shit filter is a virtual function within the brain that allows: a) the individual in question to edit their "internal voice" before they speak, thereby avoiding embarrassing themselves, insulting other or simply looking foolish and b) the shit filter operates to block unpleasant imagery that might be directed at one, which is a blessing to anyone who has a very visual imagination and can "see" a scenario being played out before them, no matter how dreadful it might be.
Example a) I am so lucky that my shit filter worked earlier or I would have said exactly what I though of the bastard. Example b) Say what you like about your sordid relationship with that disgusting retard, I know what he likes but my shit filter is working so I don't have to imagine it.
by Vengeful Spirit December 1, 2011
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Cream Filled Shit Sickle

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When you are fucking a girl in the ass and are about to cum, you spin her around and shove your dick in her mouth.
Last nite my girl was extra freaky. I hen hooked her up with a cream filled shit sickle.
by Ron W. December 30, 2007
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