Skinnering

The action of a finger poking through toilet paper once wet during the wiping process and emerging covered in poo.

Dude, I've totally got pink eye after skinnering and rubbing my eye before I realized.

by Zombleton Smith December 21, 2016

Shipderping

When one "derps" in the middle of a ship, while having feels for both characters. The level of shipderping is made more intense when one ships the couple in which they are shipderping.

Michelle: I'm really "Shipderping" right now...

Rachel: What ship?

Michelle: It's wincest. I definitely don't ship it, but I get so many Sam feels and Dean feels, it's ridiculous.

Rachel: You think you have it bad? I'm Shipderping Destiel.

Michelle: Oh wow. That's intense.

by mrsmentos December 24, 2012

Skinnering

Verb: To be a dick, asshole or fuck face intentionally and specifically to your friends for personal enjoyment.

Josh is always such an asshole To his friends. He is constantly Skinnering them.

The next time josh skinners me I will lose my shit.

by Jkyboy September 7, 2016

Shivering Sven

A Nordic sex move in which the man slowly removes his many fur coats and uses them to humiliate his partner.

I gave Ingrid a Shivering Sven the other day, but her favorite still remains the Hjalberg Haddock.

by Phemme Phallic January 15, 2021

Shivering Balls

When you are sexually attracted to another your balls will shiver for them

Harry walks in the room
As soon as Jules sees harry his balls shiver from the longing of Harry
Jules: "mmm my balls are shivering from excitement!"
Harry: "Smaziesss. We both have Shivering Balls!"

by @lel. fu July 11, 2021

shittering

To post a "tweet" on Twitter while taking a shit.

I'm totally shittering right now. Aren't you glad I just told the whole world?

by dnask8 May 14, 2009

Spidering

Similar to doggy style positiong but involving anal penetration. The guy gets right ontop of the girl with his legs on the inside of hers. Limb order from front: girls arms, guys arms, guys legs, girls legs. This produces the 8-legged effect.

At the point of ejaculation the guy pulls out and cums all over the bed in a wide spray pattern creating a 'web'. The couple then collapse onto it and sleep in the 'web'

Spidering

Ezz: I can't believe we slept in your cum last night
Chris: Thats what happens when you've been spidering, the web was cosy wasn't it!

by Chrisanezz October 30, 2010