simolian blowjob

When a girl starts chewing on your dick while giving you a blowjob, like a starving Simolian.

This girl I met gives the best Simolian Blowjob.

by InvisibleCobra May 9, 2017

shimpling

Using a web site of dubious academic rigour to back up an argument.

I knew Phil was shimpling when he backed up an argument about UFOs with a reference to Art Bell's site.

by Dr.Funkalicious November 3, 2005

shmolik

a person with a small penis

HEY, look that guy has a shmolik

by slonikproduction November 22, 2011

Shamolie

Shamolie is a kind, awesome and amazing person. She constantly makes you laugh and smile. Theres never a dull moment with her. Shes good hearted and super funny. Shes can be nerdy but overall shes a great friend. You can always count on her to put a huge smile on your face. Shes one of those people who can make something boring really fun. Shes always the life of the party.

Shamolie is my best friend!!

by Pickleeesssss June 18, 2017

simolitor

Simolitor is a butchering of the word wordSimulator/word. This shows the laziness of today's youth.

"Do you have that new baseball game, Baseball Simolitor 1.000!?"

by ohp-kyle July 15, 2003

shamolions

slang word for money

nice jacket...yeah i picked it up for 20 shamolions...bargain!

by ladybird6917 November 6, 2012

ShimGlim

A male that has so many piercings in hos face he looks like he fell into a tackle box, and in the sunlight all he jewllery is so shimmering and glimmering its blinding!

You are a complete Shimglim, way to bigger risk to be near in this storm...jog on son ....jog on

by B-RentsSpewingLitTleDrAgon September 26, 2019