Shimmer 

When you are fucking a girl and instead of using lube, you use gasoline. Then you light that pussy on fire cause it lit.

I heard Matt pulled off the shimmer last night

Shimmer by YeetMcYeet70 August 17, 2023

SHIMMER Women's Athletes

An all female professional wrestling company in the US. Owned by ROH Commentator Dave Prazak, and is a sister company of ROH. Does women wrestling better than WWE and TNA. There is not very many women in SHIMMER that can't wrestle, whereas in the WWE, you have mostly bikini models with no formal wrestling training whatsoever, and never had to work the indies to get contracts, and only got contracts based on their looks, with the exception of a few like Nattie Neidhart, and Beth Phoenix.

Steve: You going to watch the WWE women's match tonight, it's Maria vs. Eve Torres.

Scott: I rather have sex with your obese mom than watch two women who have NO TALENT wrestle. I'm going to watch real women wrestlers like Sara Del Ray and Cheerleader Melissa on SHIMMER Women's Athletes.

SHIMMER Women's Athletes by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus July 8, 2009

Shimmer shake 

A gentle swing of cloth to see if it has a shimmer when worn.

I took the shirt of the hanger at the department store and gave it a little shimmer shake.

Shimmer shake by JSTRAWN August 4, 2010

shimmer me sexay 

when a sexy chik like jamie wants to be shimmered.

jamie: matt!! shimmer me sexay!!

haha this ones for you jamie

shimmer me sexay by mateusz June 24, 2005

shimmer and shine 

a kids show on nickelodeon that made my childhood amazing

if u never watched it before ur life is sad af go watch it rn

Emily: shimmer and shine is such a good kids show!

sara: ikr! its so cute

shimmer and shine by lesbianswillruletheworld January 31, 2023

SHIMMER JOHNSON 

The act of a man with excessively salvaging saliva glands deep throats another man's dick and when he takes the dick from his mouth the thick mucus his gland produced leaves a coat of high gloss shimmer from which the johnson is adorned.

The man slapped himself in the face with Allans dick and then took it so deep in his throat his dick was given a shimmer johnson.

SHIMMER JOHNSON by Justin William Kennedy February 23, 2024

SHIMMER SPHINCTER 

Is when you get horn fucked by a unicorn horn and then deficate glitter.

My unicorn friend Majestra came over and fucked me with his horn for my birthday in turn giving me the best shimmer sphincter that I ever had.

SHIMMER SPHINCTER by MiniThick January 1, 2025