sheriff

The man.
The big dog
The captain of the pirate ship.
The King of the jungle.
A man that knows all and does all, and usually sleeps with your mom.

Bill Gates was pwnd by Sheriff.

by 00Sheriff February 13, 2007

The Sheriff

While going down on a woman you make a pretend gun with your hand. Insert your pointer and middle fingers into her vagina, your ring finger into her ass, and massage her clit with your thumb. Another variation is the deputy, which is basically the same thing minus the finger in the ass.

last night I made her squeel when i gave her the sheriff!

by crownknot1 October 1, 2005

sans sheriff

The lead authority in grammar town. Someone who is always correcting others' word usage and punctuation. Most commonly used for annoyingly-particular teachers and professors.

"I followed every damned suggestion in Word, but the Sans Sheriff proofed my paper and now I have to start over."

by Amanda Dollars May 1, 2017

shower sheriff

A male that sneaks peeks at other mens genitals in the locker room.

"I busted Allan checking out my unit after practice. He is a shower sheriff!"

by kris irvine February 23, 2008

sheriff's badge

The light brown (or pink) female sphincter (anus)

"I was going down on Melissa and she went wild when I started tongueing her sheriff's badge"

by Leroy and Skillet May 28, 2008

Sheriff of Twattingham

A situation or individual so extraordinarily twatty that no other term will suffice.

Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?

You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham

by Jorge Estavez September 20, 2010

shooting the sheriff

v., when someone who's already up shit creek alienates or insults somebody who honestly could have helped them get back to shore. Essentially, burning bridges with regards to people.

Guy 1: "Hey man, how did your meeting with the RA go today? Did you get out of the alcohol warning?"
Guy 2: "No man, I told her she looked sexy in her dress, and she wrote me up for sexual harassment too."
Guy 1: "Wow man, you really like shooting the sheriff, huh?"

by Col. Hans Landa November 8, 2011