The man.
The big dog
The captain of the pirate ship.
The King of the jungle.
A man that knows all and does all, and usually sleeps with your mom.
The big dog
The captain of the pirate ship.
The King of the jungle.
A man that knows all and does all, and usually sleeps with your mom.
by 00Sheriff February 12, 2007
While going down on a woman you make a pretend gun with your hand. Insert your pointer and middle fingers into her vagina, your ring finger into her ass, and massage her clit with your thumb. Another variation is the deputy, which is basically the same thing minus the finger in the ass.
by crownknot1 October 01, 2005
The lead authority in grammar town. Someone who is always correcting others' word usage and punctuation. Most commonly used for annoyingly-particular teachers and professors.
"I followed every damned suggestion in Word, but the Sans Sheriff proofed my paper and now I have to start over."
by Amanda Dollars May 01, 2017
by kris irvine February 23, 2008
by Leroy and Skillet May 28, 2008
Friend: Dude, did you see that fucking grunt?
You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham
You: Yeah, I know. He's the fucking Sheriff of Twattingham
by Jorge Estavez September 20, 2010
v., when someone who's already up shit creek alienates or insults somebody who honestly could have helped them get back to shore. Essentially, burning bridges with regards to people.
Guy 1: "Hey man, how did your meeting with the RA go today? Did you get out of the alcohol warning?"
Guy 2: "No man, I told her she looked sexy in her dress, and she wrote me up for sexual harassment too."
Guy 1: "Wow man, you really like shooting the sheriff, huh?"
Guy 2: "No man, I told her she looked sexy in her dress, and she wrote me up for sexual harassment too."
Guy 1: "Wow man, you really like shooting the sheriff, huh?"
by Col. Hans Landa November 09, 2011