The moment when you've been without sexual contact for such a period of time that even simple, normally unsexual acts can result in an unwanted ejaculation.
Steve: Bad night man, i've been shelved for 2 months and jizzed my pants while watching dancing with the stars..
by BP12 July 17, 2012
...Well not the quickest way (snorting is), but it is the most effective and efficient...80% absorbtion rate...if your into that shit.
by Diego September 30, 2003
by Diego September 4, 2003
So I get there, she's aged 19, Ferrari chassis, fantastic set of shelves, and legs up to her arse. Muchos tequilas later, I'm in a cab with her
by Sethils October 18, 2007
1.To put a person that is unworthy of respect out of your mind completely.
2. To accidently(or intensionally) forget about an engagement that you should've have attended.
2. To accidently(or intensionally) forget about an engagement that you should've have attended.
"Pete... why don't you just shelve that bitch. She's not worth it."
"Damn! I was supposed to go to that interpol show last night but I had to shelve it because trish was going also."
"Damn! I was supposed to go to that interpol show last night but I had to shelve it because trish was going also."
by AudioDamned November 26, 2003
1. When a fat man is fucking a skinny woman from the back but has to "shelf"(rest) his stomach on her ass or lower back
2. When a pregnant woman has to rest her stomach on a table
2. When a pregnant woman has to rest her stomach on a table
Example 1. Tom: Dang, Sheryl must have serious back problems!
Denise: Why's that Tom?
Tom: Because Sheryl gets shelfed by her fat ass husband
more than a used book at a bookstore.
Example 2. Husband: Hey honey, do you need to stop and rest for a bit?
Pregnant wife: Yeah let me shelf on this picnic table really quick.
(variations include: shelf , shelved, shelving)
Denise: Why's that Tom?
Tom: Because Sheryl gets shelfed by her fat ass husband
more than a used book at a bookstore.
Example 2. Husband: Hey honey, do you need to stop and rest for a bit?
Pregnant wife: Yeah let me shelf on this picnic table really quick.
(variations include: shelf , shelved, shelving)
by IllWizzle May 24, 2009
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