shellycabookie

A snail with a shell

Hey lads, dya see the size of the Shellycabookie over there ? ..

by Aoifmeister October 1, 2019

Shelby Drescher

Shelby Drescher

She is a very beautiful girl. Smart, sarcastic, funny, bubbly and is a very charming girl. She's got the prettiest hair, prettiest eyes. Those are her best physical features besides her huge ass! She is nice and has good morals. Sometimes she can be a handful, insensitive, can be a bit conceited sometimes and all around bitchy but she has good intentions. People typically misunderstand her. She is nice unless you are on her bad side.

"Damn look at that fine ass!"
"Yeah that's Shelby Drescher for ya! She's got everything you could want in a girl."

by Shelbydrescher May 6, 2013

Shela

Shela. She is the most beautiful and humble person you will ever meet. She believes in love and craves a love so deep. She wants to meet the guy of her dreams in the most fairytale way as possible. She believes in fate and destiny. She is a good and loyal friend, but when she is cheated and backstabbed; she will show her hatred and despise. She is the type of person who deserves to be loved gently and properly by a gentleman. She is a very down to earth person, she has layers of mysteries that only a limited amount of people can unveil. She is humorous, smart, loving, caring, loyal and beautiful. She is very strong, she scavengers for fun and adventure but knows her boundaries. She has dreams and priorities that she is destined to achieve. She can be sensitive but she will always find ways to hid all the negativity and problems and produce happiness. She is the type of girl you need and should appreciate in your life. Shela will bring nothing but happiness and love into your life she is the one who is most deserving to be wed happily by a wonderful and worthy candidate.

Shela is kind.

Shela is the goddess of love and adventure
That daughter, Shela of yours is one sweet thing.

by madhatter2828e43 July 26, 2016

Shelly's Law

Named after IR cuckold Tom Shelly, the infamous webmaster of Niggermania; it's a long-observed law identifying the phenomenon of closeted-interracial-cuckoldry found among racists as an overcompensatory coping mechanism. Racists, due to their persistent insecurities, become hyper-obsessed with anything related with black people, rabidly searching the internet for racist posts to justify their impotent, seething racism. With this fixation on black people comes the obsession with black dick: an envisaged large, dark piece of meat that they fear will stretch-out and ruin their crushes, girlfriends, and wives for their own inadequate penises. It's their ultimate taboo; elevated by the all-consuming room black people hold in their heads.

Normal Person: "Ya know, black people aren't bad. I think it's unfortunate how they're disproportionately affected by the American legacy with generations of ghettoization, poverty, and overpolicing, along with other minorities. There should probably be systemic changes to correct this inequality."
Racist: "Fuck n* ggers! Fuck all n* gger loving, BBC worshipping cucks and mud shark wh* res who associate with them! I hope you race traitors get gang r* ped by a bunch of feral n* ggers and become n* gger r* pe slaves!!!"
N P: "Welp, there he goes talking about black dick again. Shelly's Law never fails..."

by U_Have_Small_Penis_Syndrome December 2, 2020

Shely

If you know a Shely, stop wasting time and become friends with her already!! She is the most amazing person anyone could ever wish for because she has got it all! Her appearance is usually described as blonde hair, glasses, and tall. However, Shely is a little insecure about herself, yet her friends beg to differ (especially her best friend, who is totally not writing this right now). You can mostly find her wearing basketball shorts because she loves to participate in every sport. Although she may be very active, she will be just as content either relaxing with a book, binge watching her favourite show, or just some sketching. Shely is overall spontaneous, cool, funny, sporty, creative, loyal, thoughtful, honest, very beautiful, unbelievably smart, hardworking, determined, a little loud/agressive (which is literally her only flaw) but once again, SHELY HAS GOT IT ALL!! ;)

Dude: Hey who's the new girl?
His friend: Oh that's Shely. Why? Are you interested in her?
Dude: Well yah! She's pretty and smart. That's a pretty rare combo.
His friend: Well good luck, but don't be fooled if she spends so much time with you, she hangs out with all the guys.
Dude: I can change that...

by AZ_0309 August 4, 2018

Shelby'd

Verb. The act of getting extremely drunk, wasted, or sloshed. Term originally given to people who had a few too many. Which are all followed up by the process of destroying the party through multiple drunken slurs and finally passing out in an upstairs bedroom because they are too drunk to make it home.

OMG, did you see that girl at that party, she was totally shelby'd.

by Josh McRoberts January 23, 2014

Shelby Township

1. A suburb of Detroit

2. Referred to by locals as "The Twip"

3. A place that despite its rapidly growing population offers nothing interesting to do at all

Nick: Hey, wanna do something tomorrow?
Kelsie: Like what? We live in Shelby Township.
Nick: Oh yeah...

by Muffinsami January 29, 2009