Sheathed Shandy

A handjob received while wearing a condom

Friend A: Hey did Josh smash last night?
Friend B: Nah, he only got a sheathed shandy
Friend: Ooh, poor guy.

by Yuri Gode March 28, 2017

sharthead

A term used for someone who is beyond stupid and just overall a very "sharty" person.

Rene is such a sharthead everyday, Jesus Christ somebody get this kid some help.

by swagmaster4realsies September 16, 2017

shithead

A complete dumbass; a genuine moron. Someone who has committed an act in which causes harm or temporary discomfort to another.

Do not speak to that shithead over there.

Max is a total shithead.

Frank you shithead, I could have been killed!

by Tom Main February 5, 2003

shithead shocker

The act of sticking the head of a person (usually of diminutive status) in a toilet bowl full of feces and flushing away. The combination of being smothered by nasty toilet water and swirling shit makes the poor shmuck feel even worse about him/herself. (Not to be confused to the actual shocker)

Yo dude! The bowl's overflowing; let's find a poor unsuspecting punk to give the shithead shocker.

I hope I don't see Ralph and Tony today. Last time I saw them, they gave me the shithead shocker.

by Dudedude August 4, 2006

shermhead

Lance WIlson aka Ryder from the 2004 video game GTA San Andreas

C : Ryder, you shermhead asshole!

by Nuck figgers nill kiggers August 16, 2021

sheithed

When your fictional ship was baited by hack writers, but cucked by a last minute gay wedding to save ass. It's the woke way of sinking a baity homo ship.

I hope Bluepulse doesn't get sheithed.

by scarredballs December 17, 2018

Shithead In Chief

A popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.

It has become increasingly clear that the Shithead in Chief has declared war on democracy.

by Dr Bunnygirl August 4, 2019