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Shitcast

A word commonly used to reference the American multinational telecommunications conglomerate, Comcast Corporation, due to its shitty customer service and unreliable internet speeds.
Ginther: Hey Kahlon, I can't connect to WiFi, Shitcast is fucking me hard today!

Kahlon: Maybe you should call them! Oh wait they won't pick up.
by kahlonginth December 31, 2021
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shitcastle

a mound of shit that rises above the waterline in the basin of a porta-potty
She left an enormous shitcastle in the Johhny-on-the-spot!
by Stinky Bottoms March 15, 2008
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Shitcast

Just like a podcast, a shitcast is an online radio program, only the material in the said program is of low grade.
Jeff: Did you listen to the bobsled podcast yesterday?

John: Naw man, that shitcast is goin' downhill fast.
by Beefster April 17, 2009
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Shitcastic

not fully understanding the idea of sarcasm... being shit at it
sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, as diarrhoea is the lowest form of shit

oh that was a good joke, boy your so SHITcastic
by Kenmaremassive December 9, 2012
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shitcast

Like podcast, but dealing with fecal matter. Also see crapcast.
Subscribe to my shitcast!
by Vamidus September 1, 2006
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Shitcast

Using communication devices while sitting on the toilet pinching a loaf.
"I'm so busy at work if I couldn't shitcast, I wouldn't even have time to sext you this naked picture of me!"
by jeremy767 August 21, 2009
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Shitcastrophe

When something has gone wrong, and it’s like a shitshow but worse. Worse than the proverbial fan being hit by shit. But not worse than a catastrophe.
Jane: Bob! What happened at the clinic?
Bob: They confused my chart with another Bob, apparently who had Covid, and before I could talk got kicked out and sent to the ER, where I had to prove my identity and explain I was at the clinic because it burned when I pee.

Jane: Damn.. that’s a Shitcastrophe.
by panic.dump November 28, 2020
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