Sheela na gig

Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.

What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?

If you cross that bridge, the Sheela na gig will shrivel your Johnson!

by Debunker-Grl April 21, 2018

Sheily

Sheily is the most wonderful and beautiful person you'll ever meet. If you haven't meet one look for one. The always love to have fun and laugh. They are even TALENTED but never know it. If you have a sheily never lat her go because you'll just regret it. Sheilys are really lovable and can really kick ass so be careful not to piss them off. But they are still the best no matter their height or size you 'll never wnat to let go. And no matter what you do it's hard to hate them or not fall in love. She can be bitchy or annoying but you'll think it's cute or scary as f***.

Guy 1: who's that
Guy 2: thats sheily
Guy 1: she is HOT
Guy 2: she is but if tou hurt she'll kick your ass hardcore

by Dcx future June 30, 2015

Sheila's Rule

A fairly simple rule, generally used in domestic situations, which dictates that when you vacate your seat, you have no automatic right to sit back there when you return. Once empty, a seat is open to anybody to sit in, irrespective of the circumstances that caused the previous occupant to vacate it.

Person A - "Excuse me, I was sitting there!"
Person B - "Sheila's rule -sorry"

by gypsyb October 14, 2011

shailushai/шайлушай

шайлушай is a blue smurf with the face of a cat. it is usually accompanied by "The Spectre, " a song by Allan Walker. шайлушай is derived from a Russian term meaning rascal. the original source of the image is from a 2014 Photoshopped image called smurf sighting.

"Did you see the new shailushai/шайлушай meme?" "We live. We love We die."

by cacamaca2020 September 9, 2023

sheila broflovski

She's a big, fat bitch, she's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.

Wow this sub is such a Sheila Broflovski

by Eric Cartman1/The C0on April 20, 2018

Shailyn

She is like a magnet for your eyes. she is like a rainbow on a cloudy day, or a sun rise after a dark night. When she walks in a dark room she lights up the entire room just with her smile. when you see her you can not help but wish you had her in your arms. She has the most beautiful eyes you wish you could just sit and stare into them for hours on end. She has a beautiful body and anyone who doesn't have her is jealous of the guy that does. The guy that has her knows he is not good enough for her. She is an angel that fell from heaven.

I'm lucky to have my Shailyn.

by cuddly-wuddly March 28, 2013

shailynn

Shailynn is most prettiest girl you will ever meet. If she asks you to wait then wait cause it will be worth it. Shailynn is also funny super ticklish and loves her family more than anything. You can always tell when she is mad from her eyes and how they change color. But the best thing about shai is her beauty.

"Shailynn" is like Looking at the prettiest view only you can open your eyes and see that view everyday and just in awe from it.

by White tiger September 12, 2013