shearing the sheep

The term used for shaving your loved ones back.

"Hey Jane what were doing last night?"

"Oh Just shearing the sheep, Bobby really needed it!"

by Crazy Red Head in TX September 9, 2009

Shearing the sheep

Shaving pubic hair/Brazilian waxing. Used predominantly by Indian FOBs.

"When you go to the beauty parlour, make sure you're shearing the sheep the too. Your husband doesn't want to knit a sweater."

by agentbb February 27, 2015

Shearing

Parental disconnect emotionally and financially from a child who discloses their LGBTQ+ status. The opposite of grooming.

I told my parents I was trans, and they are Shearing me from their life, kicking me out of the house!

by PhantmBear December 18, 2022

shearing my llama

Shaving your cooter.

I've waited too long, now I need some help shearing my llama.

by Lizardo Moonboner April 16, 2014

Shearing

When two really hairy lesbians scissor.

I heard them shearing through the wall last night.

by PHREADD November 8, 2017

shearing

Reducing your computer's memory usage by ending unnecessary tasks, freeing up resources to be used by other applications.

Also known as Shaving Off RAM

Holy shit! Windows 7 is taking up 1.5 gigabytes of RAM. That mofo needs shearing!

by cranioDan11 May 22, 2012

Shearing The Sheep

Trimming your pubic hairs

I’m ready for my date tonight, I spent 15 minutes shearing the sheep today

by Twurzy July 7, 2018