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A very flexible word meaning "fucked up" or "broken". Originated from the saying "I need to hit sheets", and shortened to simply "Sheets".
Dude Bro: Bro I just funnelled a 2-6 of rum I'm sheets

Other Bro: My car over-heated doing burn-outs the other day it's sheets

Other Other Bro: Bro she's sheets, she's a four at best
Going down on someone after they crap in your bed.
He’s whipped by licking her sheets.
Sheets by Hardly Q January 4, 2021
A very popular Zambian term that means money (Also a synonym of 'Tong') used mainly by the boomers.
You don't have sheets?
Lash me the sheets eksay
Sheets by hardestohninlsk December 2, 2022
a term that originated from Randolph, MA that everyone knows what it means but no one knows how to define but it is a word with a more negative connotation
“yall tryna slide to that func?”
“sheets nigga, they charging 20 bills for entry”
“your right”

“the test has 60 questions and i got 40 mins to do it”
“sheeeetttttssss😭😭”
“this isn’t funny broo”

“yo my girl went through my phone and seen mad bitches in my phone”
“oh fuck you’re sheets nigga”
“i’m already knowing bro”
sheets by big daddy dequavis January 25, 2025

sheets and funnel

Referring to the use of bamboo sheets and funnel tobacco leaf to smoke marijuana
Her: you smoke swishers?
Me: Hell nah only sheets and funnel slim!

Sheets and funnel

Sheets and funnel is a DMV slang term. Sheets refer to Bambu rolling papers and funnel refers to a lose leaf tobacco. This "funnel" is mixed with cannabis and rolled in a "sheet". Sheets and funnel is preferred by many people in the DMV over Backwoods and other blunts given multiple factors. These factors include: more economical, less chemical additives, better & slower burning.
DC Resident 1: Ayyy bruh why you not smokin' sheets and funnel
DC Resident 2: This is an organic Raw, what's sheets and funnel?
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smokin BUTT naked! Sheets and funnel is weed and tobacco in a Bambu paper.
DC Resident 2: Bruhhh this is Gruntz in this Raw!
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smoking Fruntz! And you smokin ASS NAKED lil boy!