sheed 

to take a shit and pee at the SAME TIME.

"man, this morning i took a loooong sheed."

sheed by frances-camille padlan May 6, 2007

Fo Sheed 

Combination of fo sheezy and indeed in honour of Rasheed Wallace.

"Hilary Duff's legs are getting teh sexy."
"Fo Sheed."

Fo Sheed by Dustin July 17, 2004

smokin' with 'sheed 

To do something retarded as if high.

In stoner parlance, to get lifted at halftime of a Portland Blazers game; named after chronically high Rasheed Wallace, who seems to spark a bowl or two at halftime of most games himself.

You lose my keys motherfucker? You been smokin with Sheed?

Let's rip this bong, son.

smokin' with 'sheed by Benjamin Fatbody December 18, 2003

sheed 

1.What pistons fans yell when rasheed wallace gets the ball.

2.synonymous with mariujana.

1.SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!!

2. Shit Tommy the coppers are coming, crotch the sheed!!

sheed by Bob May 13, 2005

sheed 

prematurely gray hair
...coined from NBA player Rasheed Wallace's gray spot on the top of his hair.

Dude, get some 16 for your sheed.

sheed by Tony Brooms May 2, 2003

Sheed 

Typically used with the word farg, sheed is another word used for shit in tripod slang

Yo bro I need to take a farg and a sheed

Sheed by Dorbs February 12, 2020

sheed gaskujem

The act of not being able to type and/or spell on some form of internet correspondence (IRC, IM, forums etc). Can be shortened to just 'sheed'. Sheed gaskujem is used as the response when someone says something particularly incoherent.

XoLeRaS I WNET TO JAHMEKKUH FOR VAYCAYSHUN ONEC AND DAY SED HEY MON AND SO I WUZ LIKE FUQSAQ J0UR ASSCLITSAX RASTANBOOEYZ!!! DEN DEY PUT MUHAYAZZ BACK ON DE PLAYNE HOME..
Cyb sheed gaskujem?

sheed gaskujem by Cyb February 20, 2003