Sheating

The act of eating while taking a shit,

aka “eating while shitting”, or better put, “An immediate out with the old, and in with the new.”

A: “I love to sheat!”
B: “you love to shit?”

A: “No, I love sheating! Shitting while I eat!”
B: “You sicken me more and more everyday dude.”

by Captaincube January 21, 2026

Club house seating

Club house seating is when one man sits on the toilet tank dropping an upper decker while another man sits on the bowl backwards while giving the man on the tank a BJ.

Dude I walked in on 2 co-workers performing a club house seating yesterday.

by Cdaniel March 7, 2019

Thigh-Sheeting

A sexual act, usually performed by male virgins, whereby they incorrectly slide their penis between the woman's thigh and bedsheet, and think they are having vaginal intercourse

"This bloke thought he was inside me, but he was thigh-sheeting. I let him have it"

by Gus123 August 5, 2015

Sweating like a priest in a playground!

This term has been going around due to the large amount of pressure and exposure on the Catholic church and there attempts to cover up and shelter the pedophiles and child molesters over the years...

"Christ mick! this exercise is killing me, need to stop for a rest.... I know Tom im Sweating like a priest in a playground!"

by gemineye7 April 3, 2010

Sheathing the flaming sword

A risky sex act. A man puts on a condom and covers it in lighter fluid. He then lights it and puts his penis into a vagina.

I’m going to be sheathing the flaming sword with my girl tonight.

by tankajahari December 1, 2022

pig sweating

Sweating incredibly bad while doing absolutely no physical activity.

Oh My Dad, when we were rollin' monster bed last nite, I was straight up pig sweating.

by K49 December 14, 2009

sweating like a whore in church

sweating very badly, like a whore might sweat if she were in church.

This Florida summer weather is killing me. I can't step outside with sweating like a whore in church.

by TheConcierge April 14, 2005