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she-shedding

Women who constantly groom themselves by pulling long hair from their head and dropping it on the floor, furniture, bedding, kitchens and bathrooms. It gets on people's clothes, in their food and in their mouth and is very gross.
I was trying to eat my meal in peace, and a long hair was in my takeout meal. Someone at that burger joint was she-shedding. hair in food, hair, long hair, women, hairnet, grooming, comb, brush
by joecoolthefool September 24, 2015
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if she was chocolate she'd eat herself

used to describe a girl who thinks she's all that!
" my god, just look at her, if she was chocolate she'd eat herself"
by jamboree08 May 28, 2008
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She'd get it

person stating that they would have sex with the person
boy 1:how fit is cheryl cole
boy 2: yeah man, she'd get it
by Luke_0012 January 9, 2011
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if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle

Used to describe the pointlessness of the word if. Similar to but better to use than "if ifs and buts were candy and nuts Christmas would be every day."
If I had some money I'd pay you that money back. Well if my aunt had balls she'd be my uncle.
by Adam7172 September 17, 2016
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she'd give a dog a bone

An expression that means that a certain female is extremely attractive.
Bobert: "Damn! Did you see Tara tonight?"
Jimothy: "Hell yeah, dogg. She'd give a dog a bone. Giggidy giggidy giggidy!"
Bobert: "Speaking of giving dogs bones, last night I came home real drunk, and my dog...um, yeah..."
Jimothy: "Hey, at least it wasn't a sheep this time."
Bobert: "Amen, brother."
by Nick D May 18, 2004
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If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle

A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.
Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?
by Action_kamen November 5, 2010
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She'd get it in the face

When a hot woman/female would get skeeted in the face
Guy 1: Mealing is a wanker
Guy 2: Hahahaha yeah
-Hot woman walks past-
Guy 1: She'd get it in the face
by Cockmaster123456789 December 24, 2008
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