Amy Schumer

is not funny.

And if you honestly think Amy Schumer is funny...

by hard erect dong master June 3, 2020

Amy Schumer Theory

The theory that Amy Schumer's existence brings down the humor levels of the entire female gender.

I don't believe in Science, I believe in the Amy Schumer Theory.

by genderfenderbendergander May 2, 2021

DJ Paulo SCUM

A well know homosexual DJ from the South Coast Underground Music scene. Known for dodgy drum and bass mixes.

Did you see DJ Paulo SCUM last night? He bummed on the dance floor.

by Joeydeacon July 31, 2013

Amy Schumer

A animal that steals jokes and is a whale

Guy 1: Bro, i just went to a aquarium!
Guy 2: Cool! What did you see?
Guy 1: Amy Schumer.

by ReadyLife November 17, 2018

scumberg

A guy, very likely to be a coworker, who you hang out with and think is your friend but is really just interested in your girlfriend.

Friend: Hey, why doesn't Brad go to lunch with you guys anymore?
You: Well, I quit hanging out with scumberg once I found out he was trying to move in on my woman.

by dukeswindlers February 25, 2010

Criminal Scum

A person violating the law, and should stop right there.

Guard: Stop right there criminal scum! You've violated the law.

by OGuard March 30, 2012

elitist scum

the mega-who care more about hoarding money or spending it on ridiculous luxeries than using it to help ease the sufferung of the 700 million people who are starving on the same planet.

Bill Oreilly and Glenn Beck are 2 of the loudest hired voices for the elitist scum.

J.P. Morgan is the Godfather of American elitist scum.

by billhicksfan February 14, 2010