Chavalanche

Dat mob of chavs that come towards you
A group of thugs or chavs- often running at a high speed

Dat manky club-it's a chavalanche in there!
Teen mo fos are coming, run for da lives it's a chavalanche!

by User_87 December 14, 2014

Havalanche

Having so much of something that it can or does collapse on you at any second. It can also be a situation where the amount of something to accomplish is so high it takes or is going to take you an uncertain amount of time to handle.

Can be actual objects or a situation

The movers stacked all our stuff so high when they untied the rope a havalanche fell on top of me.

I'd love to meet up today, but there's a havalanche of client phone calls I need to handle and I have no clue when I'll get done.

by Lurkography June 30, 2016

Spanalanche

A load of Spanish chavs running towards you with their pathetic hair styles and "bum bags"..! They normally run for English people, or just small people.

"Look Olivia it's a spanalanche..!! RUN..!!!"

by Unika March 10, 2008

chavalanche

Like an avalanche it’s when a group of Chavs travel to one place at one time. Typically doing wheelies on their bikes on the path / sidewalk

Watch out there’s a chavalanche coming our way
*Group of 10 chavs cycle past doing wheelies*

by QueenYAS January 31, 2018

shitvalanche

When the reality of past corrupt deeds inevitably catch up with the offender.

Climate denialism, freak-show narcissism, identification with oppressive dictatorship regimes in deference to internal security official positions, criminal redistribution of congressional allocated funds, inappropriate grabbing of the pussy, etc...there's a shitvalanche on the horiozon

by YAWA February 2, 2020

chavalanche

chavalanche
Chav-a-lanche
asin an avalanche of Chavs
AKA when all the chavs (otherwise known as scum) come swarming out of the trees and dark corners when a fight kiks off, carrying their little knifes which retract inwards when they attempt to stab someone but fail becuse they arnt strong enugh to lift the knife. they then usualy run away to carry on with their Insest.

(the scene)
About 3 am at the park. fool of pissed chavs
(the police arive)
CHAVALANCHE!!!!!

by Piroboy August 6, 2006

Chavalanche

A group of chavs. (otherwise known as pikeys, townies, scums of the earth etc.) Often a group that is following a regular person, nerd, emo or even lesser chav in order to inflict physical pain upon that person.

Can also be used when walking towards a group of chavs.

Ben: Uh-oh! Chavalanche!

Peri: We were totally bunned by a chavalanche last week.

by Chriso2989 November 15, 2006