Shauni

A giant cunt with a loud mouth and the worst grammar and spelling known to ever exist. Frequently needs to be slapped back into line by her perfection of a best friend, and dreams of taking her hand in marriage. The only upside to Shauni is that she still has a tight vagina because she gave birth via c-section. Approach with CAUTION.

I wish someone would tell Shauni to shut the fuck up.

by cunty93 April 2, 2020

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Shauni

A short but loving girl. May seem quiet at first, but when you get to know her she is a lot of fun to be with and always makes you feel warm inside when around her. She is very respectful to others but also expects it back. You won’t regret going that extra mile to know her a bit more.

“I was talking to shauni yesterday, she’s so funny” - Bob
“Oh, didn’t know she speaks” - Jon

by Abclookatme November 9, 2019

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Shaunie special

A Dunkin’ Donuts iced coffee drink that’ll be the best thing you’ve ever put in your mouth

Six pumps of Caramel swirl

Six pumps of coconut

And extra extra cream

Yo I just went to Dunkin’ Donuts and got me a shaunie special

by Dirtyd December 2, 2018

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pull a shaunie

sending nudes to every boy accessible over Instagram, while yu have a boyfriend, and then playing the victim's card when the boyfriend finds out.

dude 01: yo Shaun sent me nudes, isnt she dating dude 03?
dude 02: yoo Shaun sent me nudes too, what is she doing?
dude 01: ahh, she gonna pull a shaunie...

by NethsKays June 2, 2020

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Dirty Shaunie

A Dirty Shaunie is when you accidentally fall onto a dick and instantly regretted it and then you make up a crazy story to get you off and away from the dick you accidentally fell on

"Omg I pulled a dirty shaunie last night! So embarrassing had to get out of there, told him my goldfish's nan died!"

by Shaunie91:) January 28, 2021

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