Shatterbate

(v) The Act of Masturbating while taking a shit

"Shit, I really had to pinch one out when I was at Six Flags. I just decided to shatterbate in the bathroom"

by Shrek'sBrotherinlaw November 19, 2014

Sadsterbate

The act of pleasuring yourself while crying

When I'm sad I can use my tears as lubricant when I sadsterbate

by Mainnbbitchh August 16, 2018

Shitsturbate

The act of reaching your hand into your rectum and covering it with shit. Then using the shit covered hand to masturbate. The shit will act as a lubricant

Joe: I cummed to the roof whe I finally decided to Shitsturbate!

Paul: I told you!

Joe: Yeah, poop is good lube.

by Topazoo November 29, 2009

Shatsturbating

The act of pooping, whilst, simultaneously, masturbating. This act is best accomplished on a toilet, or toilet-esque surface.

"I ate a lot of beans, and then I shatsturbated!"

Larry: "Wow, Turner, what's that smell coming from the bathroom? It smells of quando and poopy."
Turner: "Don't blame a brothah for shatsturbating. It's natchrill."

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008

shasturbate

The act of shitting and masturbating simultaneously

Adam went to the bathroom to shasturbate. Won't see him for awhile

by Gumbooo April 29, 2014

Shasturbate

The act of masturbating in the shower

Hey i have to shower later tonight, so don't Shasturbate before i do!

by The Kali Kid February 17, 2009

shasturbate

The act of masturbating while taking a shower. The wetness and steaminess makes it feel amazing, yet it usually takes a little longer to have an orgasm. It is also very efficient in terms of cleaning yourself off afterwards.

Ron: "Bro, I just shasturbated while thinking about Emma Watson!"

Daniel: "Nice, dude, that must have felt awesome! Shasturbation is the best!"

by fapfapfap458 November 26, 2011