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jacob sartorius

A person who's fame is questionable, due to lack of talent and eyebrows.

Also known to be popular around 12 year olds.

Nicknamed jacob saggytits.
Your as useless as jacob sartorius!
by acoolsloth May 18, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

Known as the worst fucking singer in the world.
Oh hey it’s Jacob Sartorius
Oh what a dumb fuck
by st6273 February 20, 2019
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Trey Sartorius

by iamfrankie October 15, 2017
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Shaquarius

The blackest of the black. Comes from the hood. Takis and acrylics every day.
me: “Ayo lemme get some takis”
Shaquarius: “Na they for me an besfren only”
by spicychipgang January 13, 2020
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Shartacus

Shartacus was a famous Sicilian slave who gained notoriety for his uncanny skill at sharting.
Shartacus sharted in the shark tank.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
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Jacob Sartorius

That 13 year old kid on Musical.ly and Vine that's on Magcon and gets constantly roasted by the world.
Yo bro did you see that Jacob Sartorius?
by Nikelala June 13, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

The absolute cancer of the internet. I made a new best friend after watching him... Clorox Bleach.
Person 1- Who is the cringiest kid on the internet

Person 2- Duh, Jacob Sartorius
by Triggered Reptilian November 25, 2016
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