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Sharpest Pencil in the Pack

A lazy person; a pencil that is still sharp has obviously not been used, and is therefore not doing a lot of work. It also sounds like a compliment, so you can troll people with it.
Why are you here? You really are the sharpest pencil in the pack, aren't you?
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2023
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The first verse of the song "Smash Mouth" by "All Star"
"Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead."
Bob: "WHAT IS THIS?"
Sharyl: "GOD'S SINGING VOICE"
Bob: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" *eyes melt out of head*
by Frauggu March 2, 2017
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not the sharpest tool in the shed

A gentle way to say that someone is just unintelligent.
-Danny failed his third test this week.
-Well, he's not not the sharpest tool in the shed, you know.
by Golan September 23, 2005
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not the sharpest pencil in the drawer

a clever euphamism for someone who lacks intelligence

see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."

Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
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the sharpest lives

An awesome song by MCR. If you want to hear how awesome it is just go look it up and listen to it. It’s not that hard.
Person1: what are you listening to?
Emo person:MCR the sharpest lives.

Person 1: what’s that?
Emo person: AN AMAZING SONG AND I WINT SAY ANYTHING ELSE BECAUSE YOU SHOULD GO LISTEN TO IT!!
by Anonymous_person April 2, 2018
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not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

Another way to tell somebody is not the brightest person in attendance, or not the sharpest tool in the shed.
- Oh my! Another D in math? This was about addition and subtraction!
- Well, what can we say, ma'am? Your son is not the sharpest knife in the kitchen

- I mean, nobody would mistake the Kardashians for rocket scientist, but the youngest one really takes not being the sharpest knife in the kitchen to another level!

- With her questions about Chicken of the Sea, Jessica Simpson proved the world that she was not the sharpest knife in the kitchen.

- We used to think Sarah Palin wasn't the sharpest knife in the kitchen, but along came Rick Perry to prove us wrong. And that's tough, since none of these GOP candidates now is the sharpest knife in the kitchen!
by el patron himself November 13, 2011
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