Paraphrased from the words of Jeph Jacques of Questionable Content:
The sharpest lightbulb in the box... being the broken one of course.
end paraphrase.
A seemingly flattering compliment that is meant to be explained to the victim after they thank you.
The sharpest lightbulb in the box... being the broken one of course.
end paraphrase.
A seemingly flattering compliment that is meant to be explained to the victim after they thank you.
A: You know what? You are the sharpest bulb in the box.
B: Awww, thanks that means a lot, :)
A: The sharpest one being the broken one of course.
B: Hey!
B: Awww, thanks that means a lot, :)
A: The sharpest one being the broken one of course.
B: Hey!
by Bewnam Ajnin April 23, 2008
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see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
see also a few bricks shy of a load, not the brightest bulb on the porch
Seth - "Did you hear about Werner? He tried to start his car with lighter fluid."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
Taylor - "I'm not surprised; he's not the sharpest pencil in the drawer."
by Hey-Johnny-Johnny June 11, 2006
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Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead.
ORly bro
ORly bro
by Frauggu March 10, 2017
Get the Somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me i aint the sharpest tool in the shed she was looking kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb in the shape on an l on her forehead. mug.Those rare individuals you find who, in addition to formal education, have considerable life experience, most likely from the School of Hard Knocks, and unlike the majority of the population, these individuals allow their vast pool of wisdom and knowledge to eventually shed their Ego and open up to Enlightenmentand and find their Path and then Enlightenment as many others as humanly possible. "Jack of All Trades"
"I just hired this sharp new gal Kristine as my Life Support Specialist. She not only has a formal education, but appears to have attended the School of Hard Knocks as well. She appears to have had a tough life but I'd say she's the sharpest tool in the shed that I've ever met to date!
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Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....
Amazed bystander: You sir are going to be... the sharpest cookie in the barn....
by Klaustifer van shulifet July 20, 2009
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This goes beyond the conventional understanding of an item (body/object/statement) being of clutch standard, with a classic undertone of sarcasm. This would be "the socket" in phrases where "the plug" is be used.
This goes beyond the conventional understanding of an item (body/object/statement) being of clutch standard, with a classic undertone of sarcasm. This would be "the socket" in phrases where "the plug" is be used.
by Don Papa D! January 22, 2019
Get the Sharperroo mug.A person who always thinks they are sexier than everyone else. Even though we all know they are some poser kid. They tend to hate specific things such Jirachi and/or Gunner for whatever reason. Also a person who likes to say (with force) at the end of a sentence.
Sharpest: I am teh sexy beast bitches
Others: No you are not so stfu
Sharpest: I'm so sexy I won Mrs. America!
Sharpest: I wanna rub your nipples (with force)!
Others: No you are not so stfu
Sharpest: I'm so sexy I won Mrs. America!
Sharpest: I wanna rub your nipples (with force)!
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